Squirrels really shouldn't listen to alternative rock

Consider this. What do you think will happen if squirrels listened to alternative rock? Is it a good thing or a bad thing, are you "pro" or "con"? Think about that will ya? Think, think, think and while you are thinking let me tell you something squirrel + alternative rock =[ . But squirrel -alternative rock = =]. So never ever ever ever ever let a squirrel listen to alternative rock. Consider this. . .